Such as for instance Old Simon drest, even when not made out of hard wood, But a smooth young Simon away from sweet Flesh and Bloodstream, Hid personal ‘twixt new Sheet sets where he lays snug nonetheless, Until the widow (whom simple poor situation dreamed no unwell).
Having a beneficial Keach and you may a good Yawn and you will a smooth sigh or one or two, Due to the fact a poor single Widdow you are going to well would, Zero fundamentally she felt herself all thorough warm, But stretching at last a sort Feet and an arm; Having a fat heaving Nipple, and an enjoying Cheek at the side of, She turn’d so you can their own Simon one lay by their particular top.
Just like the she offered the sort Kiss, at the same time all the towards an abrupt; She believe she moved a thing that did not feel Wooden, To possess one thing she felt that has been the silky and you can enjoying, Nay, for a change things stir’d too, however, convinced no spoil, She hug’d him still better, resolv’d to be experimented with, What got alter’d the wooden old Sim of the their top.
However, oh, to unriddle their Ask yourself! their Arms Lockt timely in Welcomes, kvinna som letar efter make all the Rapture and you may Appeal, Till melting, and you can passing away, most of the twinning and pressing, She felt some thing nice, so beyond all stating, That never ever, O never ever, all Ravisht she cry’d, Thus precious a kind Simon e’re lay-by my personal top.
The latest Housemaid was, but not right up until close Noon, To have concern about frustrating their Domme too early, Arrived and you can knockt at the door, having understand off their Woman, What-for Eating she’d purchase having their particular prepare yourself; Exactly what Bak’d, Boil’d, or Roast, she would keeps their unique render, ‘Gainst she flower on Simon one to lay-by their unique front.
Roast the fresh new Pig and also the Goose, the latest quick Widow reply’d, Boyl good stout Feet out-of Lamb, which have Turneys beside; Score a dish out of fat Partridge, with a decent smother’d Coney, An educated can be purchas’d getting love and money: That have a menu off sweet Custards and you may Cheesecakes beside, in my situation and you can my Dearest one lyes by the my personal side.
Due to the fact brisk because a beneficial Girl, and also as gay as a bride-to-be, Trips nimbly to sleep, and lyes nearby his top
Ay, Madam, your own commonly shall be done, states this new Maid, However, merely nice Domme, I’m sorely afraid, I have perhaps not at home got Timber enough right here, And also make an instant fire in order to skirt it an effective Brighten; Just how, Hussy, shout Widdow, require fire for your turn!
Old Simon are Burnt next, and all sorts of their a beneficial Cheer, Is actually allowed too little getting their unique Sleep-fellow beloved; A senseless Dated Simon, you to Wooden bland Deceive; That have an excellent sweeter flaccid armful best supply’d, She’s warm Tissue and you will Skeleton now so you’re able to lye from the their particular front side.
This is exactly an English facts, probably driven by ‘The Widow from Ephesus’ tale. Within the prose mode simple fact is that past facts, #106, ‘Of brand new Burning off old John,’ in the first English jest guide, Good. C. Mery Tayles , 1526. It had been rewritten just like the a tune in both the fresh 17th and you will nineteenth years. You to definitely here is from a great broadside ballad of approximately 1690 into the the fresh Pepys Ballads, III, p. 306. The fresh track is actually C. Yards. Simpson’s BBBM.
The new Death of Gluttonous Consume-All, Within my Lord Mayor’s Feast: Or, Tom Brownish in addition to Alderman’s Widow.
[With a name by doing this one will not expect much, and indeed one to doesn’t get far, and you will Tom Brownish himself will have written a much better version. Look for Tom Brown’s Happiness (The new Card Song). The final verse is enough to reveal the good inferiority off this adaptation to that preceeding]
When the widow to bed arrived, she organized their unique white, One to their own attention on the dear partner’s visualize you’ll live into; And some folks you can find, state she died from a beneficial fright, And others a pretty story share with into. You to Betty internet morning is actually plagued having moist timber, And also the flames so you can light performed incline brief, As well as the widow bawled aside, inside a right merry state of mind, “Oh! curse this new wood, Betty, let’s burn dated Swallowall.” Oh! Swallowall! Assist widow take warning by your enjoying deary, And you will widowhood never ever endure, A lives ’tis therefore lonely and you may dreary.