Lately, my life went from mediocre to mayhem. We went from a life inside the ‘burbs with a boyfriend, three dogs and a cookie cutter future, to having 2 million individuals watching and examining my recently solitary, completely disorderly presence. I am known as Princess, Diva, and Bitch, but Im mostly known for my feisty character, tell-it-like-it-is attitude and raw honesty.
I am Ashley I am also the new-age Carrie Bradshaw. I don’t have the Manolos, attic in New york or my guide, however. I really do have my very own proverbial “Mr Big,” (henceforth described as “Bug”), a couple of fabulous girlfriends and several matchmaking, travel and beautiful stories to sink your smile into. Exactly why make you hold off? Let’s speak about sex, child…
Most of us have been taught when creating a monetary acquisition that screening is necessary. Cannot choose the footwear just before walk a line, take to the jeans onto make sure your ass does not take a look big and constantly use the vehicle
in addition to man
for a road test before committing.
My personal girlfriends and I have been contacting my personal current males Bachelor # 1, 2 and 3.
Bachelor #1 is my personal longtime crush and home town hottie. He would wind up as a Corvette: powerful, he has a fantastic job as a SWAT policeman, trustworthy, just bought his first home and beautiful: standing at 6’2, muscular, brown with green sight. They are everything you’d count on from a sports automobile. We’d create breathtaking children. (Yes, In my opinion of things like this!)
Our very own very first big date had been very passionate, snuggling underneath the Golden Gate Bridge. The next time we went out, it was a classic, comfy dinner. The next time, the thing I choose to contact the make-or-break date, emerged a week later. I went along to their brand new home to hang
Bachelor number 2 is actually a classic Mustang. An ex-boyfriend switched loser, they are going nowhere rapidly. He’s paint surely requires a feeling up, he backfires every five minutes and that I’d tell you about all of our times whenever we had any. We nevertheless leave my self take a ride… and guy oh man, that baby purrs into the room. The last convenience cause humorous minutes — one-night during crazy gender he decrease off the sleep, got right back on me personally and said “5 second guideline!” It is one particular minutes in which If only i did not drive it, because mid-orgasm all you have to to-do is acquire. DON’T! This not a car you wish to be seen in public areas with!
Bachelor #3, you ought to get used to. Bug is a Tigger-loving, Batman-obsessed, Justin Timberlake-singing, skinny jean-wearing man whose work is usually to be great together with terms. Bug is actually my Lamborghini — the vehicle everybody wants to drive in, the auto that may change minds and then make the cardiovascular system competition. Whenever Bug and I also speak about gender, it should associate with songs “Babe! You may have light and sexy intercourse with Gaye and Thicke, JT may be the enjoyable sex and Nine Inch Nails and Muse is the passionate i would like it harsh and then sex.” Insect is never in identical city for longer than 3 times, is actually youthful and works like it, and tends to be hot and cool, however when he’s hot, he is hot! While a Lamborghini is fun, and you may innocently text, tweet and flirt… you realize you will need a second car to meet your needs and that I’m not naive adequate to consider I’m his sole motorist.
In relation to automobiles, it’s always about analysis. The reason why would we put any less time into our guys? Kick those tires, undoubtedly examine beneath the hood and luxuriate in your test drives, while there isn’t a Kelly Blue Book for connections.
Ashley Lindley is currently on MTV’s
The Real World: DC
which airs Wednesdays at 10pm ET/PT on MTV.